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lilylittlelamb:

I made the mistake 2 days ago of telling my dad that I wanted to live in an episode of Sherlock.

Last night a 3am he came into my room, flicked the lights on and started to throw everything around. I asked him what he was doing and he replied with ‘Its a drugs bust!’

Then when I yelled at him and told him to fix everything he said ‘Not my division.’ then shut the door and went back to bed.

I WANT YOUR FATHER

arcticmonkies:

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE FUNNY BUT THEN IT’S JUST AWKWARD AND YOU IMMEDIATELY REGRET SAYING IT AND YOU JUST CURL UP IN A BALL AND DIE AND IT’S ALL YOU THINK ABOUT FOR LIKE TWELVE YEARS AFTER IT HAPPENED AND THE OTHER PERSON THAT YOU SAID IT TO PROBABLY DIDN’T EVEN THINK ANYTHING OF IT BUT YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS RUINED BECAUSE OF IT 

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