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lilylittlelamb:

I made the mistake 2 days ago of telling my dad that I wanted to live in an episode of Sherlock.

Last night a 3am he came into my room, flicked the lights on and started to throw everything around. I asked him what he was doing and he replied with ‘Its a drugs bust!’

Then when I yelled at him and told him to fix everything he said ‘Not my division.’ then shut the door and went back to bed.

I WANT YOUR FATHER

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